gummygunk:

stale cupcakes, 2019

mixed media weaving

pissvortex:

my #1 priority politically is making sure we bring back cowboys but more explicitly homoerotic

nyazuline:

i don’t want anybody to hold me while i’m suffering,
and i don’t want anybody to show me while i’m fumbling

sunsoakedsand:

maxrobby:

when u crinkle literally any bag and ur cat comes Runnin:

watermelinoe:

jackthevulture:

wtfenris:

toboldlylesbian:

waitress assigned kin

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

fempuxk:

pelkoja:

KEEP SCROLLING

I WANT TO GO UP

mechalesbian:

mechalesbian:

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

theres literally no possible response i can make to this where i come out a winner. ive actually never been owned this hard before. i think i legally owe you money now.

official-keyes:

official-keyes:

official-keyes:

a soft friend rests in the light

Uh oh… getting… sleepy….

Unconchious

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